The Live Millipede Cam, which was trustingly left on the porch of it’s creator’s untrustworthy sister, has been unexpectedly and tragically hijacked by a 5-year-old.
The Live Web Cam had been featuring a special guest, Isla The Caterpillar, currently in chrysalis, when Hill’s cranky sister began to complain of equipment’s, “annoying buzzing sounds.”
A false alarm text was sent by said sister less than 24 hours later, rejoicing at, “The Arrival of Isla!”
Upon further investigation, it was confirmed that no such event had transpired. In fact, a large stuffed gorilla was suddenly appearing on the web cam in Isla’s stead. A seemingly innocent 5-year old of the same residence is believed to be responsible for this cyber-tampering, but it is doubtful that she acted alone.
The future of the live stream remains uncertain, but peace talks and negotiations are scheduled for next week.